Enhancing Skills

Booty Cream

Sometimes your booty just does not have that fresh feeling (you know what I mean).  When we were younger (babies), you would get a rash, your parents would slap some magical potion on your ass, and next day is heaven again.

That magic potion is easily made with OTC supplies:

  • 50% Aquaphor
  • 50% Maalox

So, the next time you are not so fresh, smear a little of that magic potion between your cheeks, and return to heaven.

Let me now your thoughts….


My younger self.

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