Sometimes your booty just does not have that fresh feeling (you know what I mean). When we were younger (babies), you would get a rash, your parents would slap some magical potion on your ass, and next day is heaven again.
That magic potion is easily made with OTC supplies:
- 50% Aquaphor
- 50% Maalox
So, the next time you are not so fresh, smear a little of that magic potion between your cheeks, and return to heaven.
Let me now your thoughts….
My younger self.